Showing posts with label cbf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cbf. Show all posts

Saturday, February 21, 2009

If you are a slut do you have an a-DICK-tion?

So my blogspot is in a state of semi-retirement (like working two days a week now instead of the old times), brought upon mainly by me not having internet connection**. Oh man I just read the title of this *punch self*

I’ve decided I want to have an addiction. Not because I want to harm myself but because I am now fully aware that I am addicted to addictions.

Explain with the reference use of two Cognitive studies sentences.

Something new comes out and I think, “Wow cool”. Then I stop doing everything else to focus on said “cool” thing.

Right now it’s season three of skins. I just finished episode two, and I think Effie is ummm bloody brilliant (trying to be English lol ). In a slutty, troubled, drug-addiction-adled, “teenager”-ey way.
I like how Fred is a little bitch about Cook having sex with Effie … oh yeah SPOILER ALERT ­­­beforehand.

In other uninteresting world events starting Monday I am officially a quitter/loser/noob/epic failure :) I’m dropping Chemistry HL to SL so I can put English up from SL to HL. I was really struggling in Chemistry, brought on mostly by lack of effort, but I actually enjoy most aspects of English. I was never really one to do what I wanted in my life (IB selections, etc I'm really easily persuaded :S ) I sorta just did what everyone else was doing (quite stupid, really) but I like English, and I don’t even need HL Chemistry for University so I guess I’m doing myself a favour that's good for me like the one your mum did for me last night OH YEAAHHHZZZ ... like sexual favour ... as in your mother and I were involved in a sexual way ... as in there was the possibilty of intercourse in her or just some foreplay ; )




... okay all she did was help edit my english essay, but still it was a really nice favour :(

Just wanted to finish by saying R Kellz is a total slag. She’s such a cockface-tittymouth-dickshit-loser-deviant-slut-whore-cunt-bitch. Her hands are colder than stethoscopes at the doctors, and they often cause me fripples. She thinks she’s so cool because all the boys want her in the lederhosen. Her icy cold heart pumps blue freezepack goo through her veins. Fuck cunt BITCH shitty boob face.

XOXO

**I had internet but saying that it was the internet is more convenient than listing the actual reasons

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Chinese New Year

I guess it's actually lunar new year but it doesn't really affect me because I'm not azn. Anyway, today it is Australia Day which means school starts tomorrow. >_<


On Saturday I went opshopping with my brother and his girlfriend, and I had a lot of fun. n_n We told mum about it and upon hearing of the fun we had she asked if she could come next week. I have a lot of fun talking to my mum. She yells at me for always being sarcastic (errrhm, which I am) but then laughs anyway. xD

Whenever mum asks me something involving my "free time" she always likes to bring her voice down to a whisper. I think it's funny because she acts as if she's scared to ask me to spend time with her. To which I only have one response and that is to "QUIT PLAYING THE SILLY BUGGERS!"

Mum: Let's go op-shopping, but I'm working on Saturday. Can I come the next time you're going?
Me: Next time is next Saturday though.
Mum: So can I come?
Sister & Me: You just said you're working on Saturday. 
Mum: Oohh, yeah ... well I'll be sick on Saturday *giggles*

I like how mum likes to play the silly buggers.