So you're fifteen and you're one of God's lovely creatures and you want to procreate. Woot, good on you--you're helping to solve a declining birth rate. Let's go through some of the pros and cons shall we? ^ ^
PRO
you will be able to get out of exams by saying things like "siiirr, my baybay jus' gon di' a big one, ya heard?"
CON
your baby will have done a big one
PRO
your jugs will totally be way bigger than all the other girls in year 9 Yay, take that you flat-chested hussies!
your jugs will now double as suspenders because they will be just that saggy actually it's a pro because you now have free suspenders !!
PRO
you will get to be on tv
CON
you're only going to be on a second rate talk show
you will get to be on tv
CON
you're only going to be on a second rate talk show
CON
your baby won't know what ethnicity it is because you speak like a mish-mash of cultural cliches
your baby won't know what ethnicity it is because you speak like a mish-mash of cultural cliches
PRO
you will teach your baby that it "doesn't matter what people think about me because that's who I am ... and I got it like that cos I'm a playa"
you will teach your baby that it "doesn't matter what people think about me because that's who I am ... and I got it like that cos I'm a playa"
Nawwww you're so deep ... on second thought just have your demon-baby
xoxo
meet Vicky
you pretty much got her accent down pat
ReplyDeletejust so you know
i had sex over 100times in a public place
ive had it in the park in the playground in staircases
and i loved every moment of it
O_O
ReplyDeletehow... melodramatic is that talk show?!
this reminds me of jerry springer.
ReplyDeletei wanna see part 2. n_n